Trader Be Nimble . . . Trader Be Quick
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - The Fraternal Order of Candlestick Makers has retained Jack, Bee, Nimble & Stick and have initiated litigation against traders using candlesticks in technical analysis over the last five years.
Herbalife ($HLF): Legal Ponzi Scheme Crushes It
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Armed with a product nobody has ever seen anyone they know use, shares of Herbalife ($HLF) exploded early during trading on the stock market, proving once and for all that there is no spoon.
Wayfair ($W): You Got What Bulls Need
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Shares of Wayfair ($W) shout out of the park like a perfectly-struck fastball for reasons nobody can seem to figure out, thrilling bulls who held fast to their belief in the online retailer and leaving bears collectively scratching their furry heads.
Pandora Media ($P): What's In The Box?
OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - Shares of Pandora Media ($P), the streaming music company named after a device that destroys the world if used, shot up after reporting excellent numbers and an ambitious partnership plan.
All Hail Twitter: The Ultimate Social Media Platform Of Destruction
'Constant' and 'steady' aren't words most would use to describe President Donald Trump's administration, but POTUS is remarkably adept at using Twitter and mass media to control the narrative and bombard his base with incredibly effective talking points. Love him or hate him, Trump is easily the greatest user of Twitter in the social media platform's relatively short history. With his Twitter reach and the reality that every news network reports almost every tweet in an insane loop, it's interesting to wonder how much destruction he could unleash if he targeted certain businesses with unabashed Trumpian glee.
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