Herbalife ($HLF): Legal Ponzi Scheme Crushes It
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Armed with a product nobody has ever seen anyone they know use, shares of Herbalife ($HLF) exploded early during trading on the stock market, proving once and for all that there is no spoon.
Wayfair ($W): You Got What Bulls Need
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Shares of Wayfair ($W) shout out of the park like a perfectly-struck fastball for reasons nobody can seem to figure out, thrilling bulls who held fast to their belief in the online retailer and leaving bears collectively scratching their furry heads.
All Hail Twitter: The Ultimate Social Media Platform Of Destruction
'Constant' and 'steady' aren't words most would use to describe President Donald Trump's administration, but POTUS is remarkably adept at using Twitter and mass media to control the narrative and bombard his base with incredibly effective talking points. Love him or hate him, Trump is easily the greatest user of Twitter in the social media platform's relatively short history. With his Twitter reach and the reality that every news network reports almost every tweet in an insane loop, it's interesting to wonder how much destruction he could unleash if he targeted certain businesses with unabashed Trumpian glee.
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B&G Foods (BGS): Judge Giant
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - Reports out of Yankee Stadium indicate that Aaron Judge has signed a huge endorsement deal with B&G Foods (BGS). The slugging right fielder is going to be an integral part of a total rebrand with Judge as the focal point that is expected to send shares of the company on an upwards trajectory.
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