Vladimir Putin's 'Kremlin Of Nightmares'
ORLANDO, FLORIDA - Halloween Horror Nights is something of a Mecca for horror fans that has bloomed from humble beginnings in 1991 to a worldwide phenomenon today. Each year monstrous crowds swell at Universal Studios parks all over the world to be terrified by expertly-crafted houses of horror and epic scare zones.
'Gorky Grub' To Hit U.S. Shelves Early Next Year
HELSINKI, FINLAND - With the widely-ridiculed Helsinki Summit between President Donald Trump and Dark Overlord Vladimir Putin in the rear-view, reports of an agreement between the two leaders has begun to circulate. Initial reports do not hint at an agreement about nuclear weapons or on election meddling, but something both leaders think everyone can agree on.
Amazon (AMZN): Lawmakers Debating Amazon Prime Day
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - The vote will not come in time for Amazon Prime Day 2018, but the hardworking Congress of the United States is furiously penning a new bill to create a holiday honoring Amazon (AMZN), the world's biggest online retailer.
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Tariff Force: Engaged!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Just weeks after the White House announced the creation of the U.S. Space Force, President Donald Trump ordered the 'Tariff Force' into existence with a stroke of his mighty pen. With the markets on shaky ground due to tit-for-tat tariff strikes between the United States and allies and adversaries, experts argued for some action to be taken in order to establish financial stability and quell mounting investor fear.
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