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Trump And The Stocks He Tweets About
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - Since being elected the 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump's small fingers have been vigorously at work . . . on Twitter. Let's take a look at how the public companies he has tweeted about have fared since his stunning victory over Hillary Clinton.
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Nordstrom (JWN) Scorned
.SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - After pulling Ivanka Trump's clothing and accessories from their stores due to poor sales, most likely due to Nordstrom (JWN) shoppers disdain for President Trump, the Commander-In-Chief fired back on his Twitter pulpit at the upscale fashion retailer for some reason that nobody seems to be able to figure out.
Tech Giants (MSFT, AAPL, GOOG) Involved In Bidding 'Squirmish'
WASILLA, ALASKA - For some time Sarah Palin had been out of the public spotlight, but when the ex-governor of Alaska memorably endorsed President Donald Trump and was even floated as a possible cabinet selection, she was mainlined back into the American consciousness. With Palin back in the game, tech giants Microsoft (MSFT), Apple (AAPL), and Google (GOOG) became locked in a bidding war that will change artificial intelligence forever.