All Hail Twitter: The Ultimate Social Media Platform Of Destruction
'Constant' and 'steady' aren't words most would use to describe President Donald Trump's administration, but POTUS is remarkably adept at using Twitter and mass media to control the narrative and bombard his base with incredibly effective talking points. Love him or hate him, Trump is easily the greatest user of Twitter in the social media platform's relatively short history. With his Twitter reach and the reality that every news network reports almost every tweet in an insane loop, it's interesting to wonder how much destruction he could unleash if he targeted certain businesses with unabashed Trumpian glee.
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Tariff Force: Engaged!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Just weeks after the White House announced the creation of the U.S. Space Force, President Donald Trump ordered the 'Tariff Force' into existence with a stroke of his mighty pen. With the markets on shaky ground due to tit-for-tat tariff strikes between the United States and allies and adversaries, experts argued for some action to be taken in order to establish financial stability and quell mounting investor fear.
DryShips (DRYS): Rescued At Last!
ATHENS, GREECE - Shares of DryShips (DRYS) jumped after weeks of relentless pummeling pleasing investors that had seen their shares diluted beyond recognition. Traders taking positions near the bottom were euphoric as shares rocketed early on the day.
DRYS: Brace Yourselves For Some Serious Dilution
ATHENS, GREECE - Shares of DryShips (DRYS) continue to suffer as declining price action makes investors groan with discomfort, much like the sensation the poor hippo below must have experienced just before it seemingly exploded.
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