Papa John's (PZZA): From Inedible Grease Wheels To The Gridiron
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - The mood at Papa John's headquarters was somber as Founder, former CEO and current Chairman of the Board, John Schnatter stepped down after media reports that he used the N-word during a company conference call that sent the company's share price into a tailspin. Seeking redemption, Schnatter is reportedly considering bringing his people skills, business acumen and unparalleled empathy for others to America's most popular sport.
Golden State Warriors Athletics 'Space Race'
OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - As if the news of LeBron James signing with the Los Angeles Lakers wasn't enough earth-shifting basketball news, the NBA Champion Golden State Warriors dropped another bombshell on the league and its fans when they announced the signing of DeMarcus 'Boogie' Cousins to a 1-year mid-level contract worth $5.3 million. The general consensus is that this signing ensures the smoothest run to a championship possibly ever in professional team sports. But is that enough for the defending champs?
BEDFORD, MASSACHUSETTS - With the recent success of HBO's hit series Westworld putting the spotlight on robots, androids, and other synthetic life-forms, shocking revelations from iRobot Corp ($IRBT), one of the premiere robotics companies in the world, indicates that superstar basketball player Russell Westbrook is actually a robot.
Tom Brady's Poor First Half Super Bowl Performance The Result Of Possession?
HOUSTON, TEXAS - With Super Bowl LI in the books after a thrilling historic comeback by the New England Patriots behind QB Tom Brady, Roger Goodell is opening an investigation into supernatural tampering on the part of the Atlanta Falcons.
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