Digital Power Corp (DPW): I've Got The Power
FREEMONT, CALIFORNIA - Shares of Digital Power Corp (DPW) blasted-off after the company announced it would be presenting at the 10th annual LD Micro Investor Conference, sending investors and traders into a gleeful, bullish frenzy.
DPW: Good Parabolic Times
In this edition of Stock Metaphor Footage, DPW gets the musical treatment - a song that today should irk even the most strident of bears.
Users of stocktwits.com, the versatile forum for investors and traders to react with joy or despair, were out in full force to speak their minds on DPW's meteoric rise.
Nobody knows for sure where bitcoin and the digital currency movement will end up . . . right now it's looking pretty nice.
YOLO! The favorite sentiment of the smart money! Still, sometimes it's fun to toss your brokerage account on the roulette wheel.
Damn, looks like this guy has a better special effects budget than industry leader Trendsmasher. Trendsmasher - the trusted voice in fake financial news.
Today I learned that bitcoins can be used for propulsion if excreted from . . .
HULK SMASH BEAR!
BEDFORD, MASSACHUSETTS - With the recent success of HBO's hit series Westworld putting the spotlight on robots, androids, and other synthetic life-forms, shocking revelations from iRobot Corp ($IRBT), one of the premiere robotics companies in the world, indicates that superstar basketball player Russell Westbrook is actually a robot.
Walmart (WMT) Boldy Goes Where No Retailer Has Gone Before
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS - Retail giant Walmart (WMT) has initiated plans to aggressively compete with Amazon (AMZN) in online retailing and streaming video, but the company now has its sights set on the promise of retail outside the protective atmosphere of planet Earth. Will the clash between the world's biggest retailers carry beyond the friendly confines of the third planet?
Tech Giants (MSFT, AAPL, GOOG) Involved In Bidding 'Squirmish'
WASILLA, ALASKA - For some time Sarah Palin had been out of the public spotlight, but when the ex-governor of Alaska memorably endorsed President Donald Trump and was even floated as a possible cabinet selection, she was mainlined back into the American consciousness. With Palin back in the game, tech giants Microsoft (MSFT), Apple (AAPL), and Google (GOOG) became locked in a bidding war that will change artificial intelligence forever.
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