Herbalife ($HLF): Legal Ponzi Scheme Crushes It
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Armed with a product nobody has ever seen anyone they know use, shares of Herbalife ($HLF) exploded early during trading on the stock market, proving once and for all that there is no spoon.
Herbalife ($HLF): Stock Metaphor Footage
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In this edition of Stock Metaphor Footage Herbalife ($HLF) bulls will be played by the winning nursing student while the bears are represented by all confusing forces in the universe. Will $HLF continue to soar or will the force of logic and gravity step in and bring the shares back to Earth?
Herbalife ($HLF): Lose Money Now! Ask Me How
Stocktwits.com, a community for investors to gloat about big wins and taunt bagholders for their account wipeouts, was bearish on Herbalife ($HLF) as usual, but the shares always seem to rise. Even with the few existing bulls happy with the continuation of the rally, tricky bears were sharpening their claws and fangs, planning for the eventual implosion.
This is true. How long can it keep going up?
Charts don't lie.
Patrick Bateman . . . Second time I've heard that name. It sounds familiar.
Is this guy any less of an expert to claim a cure for obesity?
Almost a Doors reference. I'll give it to you anyway.
It's probably an Herbalife ($HLF) algorithm created with all that investor money.
That's pretty awesome. I once witnessed a Facebook ($FB) discussion where a group admin who transports plumbing supplies trying to convince a water filtration expert for three decades that his experience on the topic of water filtration was on par with the expert. Crazy times.
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