ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK): Run Before You Learn To Walk
ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK): You're Terminated
MARLBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - After a few months of consolidation and then a big plunge, ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK) terminated bears during Friday's trading session as shares soared nearly 70% after a giant green candle appeared on the chart.
ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK): Stock Metaphor Footage
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In this installment of Stock Metaphor Footage, ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK) bulls will be played by Luke Skywalker and the bears will take ownership of the Death Star. Unless you've been living in a non-financial bubble, this should drive the point home. Will the gains hold? Will the bulls continue to push $RWLK north or will the empire of bears recover and decide to strike back?
ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK): Use The Force, Bulls!
Stocktwits.com, an amazing resource for investors to network and rejoice at the misfortune of other traders, was extremely bullish on ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK) while the bears seemingly planned an intergalactic counterattack!
I hear this guy is starting an emotional support group for traders.
It's like . . . The Terminator . . . Wait, but she stopped it?
That didn't happen but your boundless optimism is appreciated. Cool name.
Let's take a look at the mission ReWalk Robotics ($RWLK) is working to accomplish. Bull or bear, I'm sure everyone can get behind what they're trying to do. That's some exciting news for the company.
Honestly, I didn't see any rocket ships. Seriously, I was thinking - ok, just find the obligatory rocket ship and dump it in here. The bulls will all be in a state of utter euphoria, they'll think it's the best thing ever. That didn't happen. We're left with some picture of an arrow about to go up some guy's ass. #painful.
Clay Trader: A Ripple In The Force
There's some strange superstition on StockTwits that if Clay Trader shows up to analyze the chart of a stock, he's somehow involved in a nefarious deed related to said stock. The reality is that Clay Trader seems to show up at every stock with heavy volume. Some go up and some go down. Give the guy a break.
Disclaimer: Clay Trader & Clay Trader Industries paid TrendSmasher a whopping total of $5 to promote this tweet, with indefinite royalties.
Bears: The Dark Side Of The Financial Instrument
There's blood on the streets in the town of New Haven . . .
This guy is totally using the old 'Morality Hedge' here.
Trust, but verify . . .
I have to say it. You were pretty much the only bear on the thread. You posted this or a few other pictures/memes like spam. This satire blog doesn't engage in remotely the same frequency of spam as you do. That being said, some of them were pretty funny.
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